Okay, let's face it. You're bored, I'm bored, let's move away from the basics of college that are making me drool on my computer. Watching the food network (a delicious selection for those of us students who do not live at home with excellent meals close at hand...) I had the revalation that if I'm going to be talking to myself it might as well be interesting!
So, with that in mind, let's examine my worst day ever and then the fml moment that made my day!
The worst day of my life:my package that I had been waiting for for two weeks and that I needed was shipped to the wrong building and no one could find it! The advisor that I needed to meet with to switch a course around was in the hospital! And, best of all, I was late to my job training because of the time that the bosses told me-yea. Who doesn't love arriving late on the first day and having it blamed on them when it isn't their fault? I know I do! This doesn't sound so bad but when you place this on top of about two hours of sleep and an entirely new surrounding, you start to get my gasps for assistance! That no one was able to do...darn not living at home with someone to cry to.
Now for the fml moment, some set up is necessary. My job was a night job, directly across the street from the campus-no, I wasn't a stripper! I was one of those people who calls you and asks you for money that you absolutely hate! (I hated myself too, no worries). I quit the job because I hated myself and because I dislike walking home across a bunch of dark streets by myself-as a 5'3" girl, this could lead to issues. Anyway, I had a pepper spray pen for these walks home. That's right, pepper spray disguised as a pen. Well, being as organized as I am...yea...I put the spray in my basket of pens and pencils that it blended in with so well. My friend, decided one day that she really needed to borrow a pen (let me state here that I wasn't in the room). She evidently picked up the pepper spray and when she took off the cap and saw the spray nozzle she thought, "oh, perfume in a pen? How strange! I wonder what it smells like!" With this thought she sprayed it in my roommates general direction.
But wait! There's more! She couldn't smell it still so she decided to sniff the cap! At about the same moment that her nostrils and eyes started to burn my roommates throat started to close up and everyone in the room started screaming-great way to start off the month! At least I know that the pen works...
Now, I'm off to get that wonderful thing called sleep. Remember: academics, social life, or sleep-you can only pick two! And so far no one picks academics and sleep, at least not that I've met,haha. Yes, I did just laugh at my own joke!
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